Friday, June 22, 2007
Free Panda
Yeah I use vague titles to make people think I care about releasing panda bears back into the wild. Wrong. I just like Chinese fast food and after 3 months of hard work it all paid off. You see, I had filled my panda combo club card. Much like any other club card, every time you buy a 2 entree plate they punch your card. After 4 punches you get a free soda, after 8 a free spring roll, and after 12 a free 2 entree plate. Well only noobs would redeem for a soda, from a cost savings standpoint... comon! And wouldn't you rather have a soda than a shitty spring roll? So I ate panda once a week for 12 weeks, and made it to the top tier. But then my world was rocked right after "Lisa" gave me my orange chicken, "Rachel" asked me if I wanted a spring roll. I always say no. But then I gave "Jason" my full card, and he told me that not only do I get the free 2 entree plate, but I also get everything else I've accumulated. So I ended up with like 9$ of panda all free. And then I stole like 9 fortune cookies.
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I got another free panda today. It took me 3 months and 12 days. So in just over 13 weeks I ate at Panda Express 13 times. I'm aiming for one more in 2007.
I guess the panda card promotion is officially over. They refuse to give me another card, probably because they know that it is bad for business.
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