Brian Gets kicked out of a bar at 6:30pm

I didn't get kicked out for being too drunk. Nope, I got kicked out for "being an asshole"

Is it THAT absurd that someone would come into the bar and order the cheapest beer?

Is it THAT absurd that a patron might ask if you serve a type of beer that you have a flag of?

Is it THAT absurd that if you advertise $10 buckets "during games" and there is a football game on TV that someone might ask you if they could get it, despite the fact that it didn't say 'During Husky Games'?

Is it THAT absurd that if a bartender asks you to move out of a "fire isle" that you joke that if there was a fire you'd be the first one out?

Is it THAT absurd to ask for a refund for the half the Tall Boy of PBR that she took from me after I was cut off?

Is it THAT absurd that I'm not going to tip you after you asked me to leave the bar?

I really enjoyed the part where she got on her soapbox and explained to me that "Since I just turned 21 that I might not realize that I can't come into the bar and be an asshole to her, and that maybe I shouldn't come back until I learn to watch my smart-mouth". Well maybe if she had been doing her job and actually ID'd me, she would know that I'm less than 5 months away from being 23. This isn't my first big rodeo, cowboy.