In about 6 months I will graduate college and supposedly become a productive member of the work force. This scares me. I really don't want to wake up everyday at 7 AM and go to a job for 8 hours. To avoid this I have be thinking of ways that I can still do whatever I want but not be forced to work 48 weeks a year.
This one is great because once I do it, I will never have to work again. All I need to do is hunt down Osama Bin Laden. It won't be easy, but if I can do it I will get $50 million from the State Department, $2 million from the pilots association and possibly $1 million from Bruce Willis. The best part is that I don't even have to capture him. All I need to do is give information that leads to his arrest or capture. I can already narrow the list down to a handful of probable countries. Then all I need to do is follow the insulin that he needs for his diabeetus. The insulin goes into a cave, I call the CIA, $53 million, drinks on me.
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Speaking of drinks on you, remember that $100-something you earned from Google Adsense that you'd be happily spending on us? Remember?
ya, I remember that
Speaking of that, I still haven't gotten that check. And if I am going to catch Osama, I'll probably need to invest that money into, ya know, stuff.
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