The Pre-Blog Blogables

I wish I had my blog back during my freshmen year of college so I could go back and remember all of the things I did before I had my blog. Looking back at some of the things we did in the dorms I wonder how I didn't get kicked out/maimed. Se here's the stuff I can remember and if you can add anything leave it as a comment.


-Turning off the water to the toilets on a Friday night so by Monday every toilet had at least one dookie in it.
-5th floor keg the night before MLK day.



-Putting up fat chick porn in all the bathroom stalls.
-Asking my math GSI to hang out and drink beers. He sent a class wide email subject: Hangout Policy. It was a no go.
-Drinking with my RA from the keg we had sneaked into the triple on St. Patty's Day.
-Playing strip beer pong in my dorm room the night before my Calc 2 midterm. My grade was also a no go.
-The time that we built Normandy style beach fortifications in the hallways to slow down people.
-Getting sick in the 5 Blagdon bathroom.
-Building a snowman on E. Medical Center right in the middle of the road until a trucker tore it down.

-Getting written up twice in 24 hours.
-Going to lunch so drunk that I ladled ranch dressing all over the sneeze guard.
-Ordering 80's Gold off of an infomercial.
-Trying to order 1000 chicken fa-jitas, eating 5 chicken sandwiches, and what my server referred to as "the largest plate of chicken broccoli bake ever served."
-Dorm room golf.
-Hollering at girls with our Megaphone and getting them to come up to our room.

-Getting a free room key by offering to trade her a Chicken Sandwich instead if giving her 5$.
-Attempting to actually use the ergopod.
-Dropping everything to contribute all of my energy to the Save Forest campaign.
-Dropping ice cream cones down the stairwell.
-Throwing an entire loft out of the 4th floor window piece by piece.
-Booting in Alex Galarza's shoe when he was visiting for the weekend.
-Drinking a Beer in the Shower while my neighbor was having sex in the next shower over.
-Signing up for Speed Dating but getting too sloshed on Long Islands, and passing out on my floor.
-Walking back from our engin final through the Arb, smoking cigars and drinking 40's.
-Turning the megaphone siren on all the time.
-The last week in the dorms I had moved everything home and came back up for 5 days to "get a job", but really I had nothing to do but drink a majority of the 145$ of beer that Paul and I bought the week before. I had 3 things in my room, mattress on the tile floor, computer, and a fridge full of beer. I was the very last person to officially leave my floor.
-Pooping in the freight elevator.
-Ohh and this...