Party on Wayne!

Note: This was originally posted on 1/19/07 but had to be taken down due to potential legal reasons. Its now reposted.

Last night we had a house party. It was fun. It was uber fun. Why was it so fun? Because it was free. Instead of us buying kegs and cups, the Pike rush budget bought them. At 9pm last night were all sitting around the house watching Billy Madison when a SUV pulls up and a bunch of pledges haul three kegs into our living room. Three kegs bought by the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity. When Fritz told me that Pike was having a party at our house I weighed the pros and cons. Pros: Free Beer, Sorority Girls, House Cup, and its close to home. Cons: Frat Boys. But I countered that by inviting my friends. It was the best house party that 510 Benjamin has ever thrown in the post Jake Luckett era. It was great, even Mario Manningham showed up. Mario Manningham was in my house, touching my floors, drinking my beers, peeing on my toilet seats, hitting on my hoez. That was pretty cool. We had my old gateway hooked up to the sound system and we blasted some great 90's hits, danced and laughed the night away. We all had a good chuckle when Eugene Germany got blackout and whipped out his junk and started rubbing it on Bartles's sister. For those of you who may not know, Eugene Germany is the 280 pound defensive end for the wolverines. He looks like this:
[Photo]I'm Gonna EAT your children!

He also was dancing with Mattes ex-girlfriend, it was classy. It was a great house party and by doing a quick red cup analysis it was estimated that about 400 people were holding it down at 510 Benji. I really cant wait for the next time Pike buys us 3 kegs. And who says fraternities are useless?