A series of unfortunate events:
1. Go out drinking, and get hamsauced
2. Wake up and don't shower
3. Go to the Police Station to get fingerprints for your job
4. Not have enough change to put into the parking meter
5. Spend all your money on the fingerprints
6. Have a detective think you're plastered drunk
7. Get a parking ticket
8. Go to the bank to get money to pay for the parking ticket
9. En route to the bank make a wrong turn down a one way street, and get pulled over
10. Have the officer realized that you smell like booze
11. Get arrested at 2pm on a Thursday
12. Get fingerprints taken again
Luckily not all of those happened. Around event 10, I thought the officer was surely going to smell my hangover, but instead I got out of the ticket and wasn't arrested, even though I definitely wasn't still drunk. Just goes to show how Peter not having a quarter could have really changed my life for the worse. What a bad friend.
1 comment:
I just found $2 in my back pocket. This whole string of events could have been avoided through the purchase of a single caramello, or similarly priced vending machine treat
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