Monday, February 2, 2009

Post College Plan 6

In about 3 months I will graduate college and supposedly become a productive member of the work force. This scares me. I really don't want to wake up everyday at 7 AM and go to a job for 8 hours. To avoid this I have be thinking of ways that I can still do whatever I want but not be forced to work 48 weeks a year.

I get my big break. My Lloyd Dobbler "dare to be great" situation. I make a novelty invention and then I can really live the Peter Gibbons dream. Here are my first two ideas.

1) Build a laser pointer into a remote control. So when you're watching the TV and you want to point something out onscreen you can simply point to it and hold down a button and bring attention to the guy in the background that totally looks like Newman.

2) The concealing beer coozy. This one is great for places with open intoxicant laws. It would be a thin coozy with a metal outer sheath that would be printed to look like a can of Coke. Thus reducing suspicion, and probable cause.

I have a few more of these, such as an umbrella that also covers a friend/backpack. They come to me, and if I don't write them down I forget them in a few days.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Brian said...

Well it looks like everything cool has already been invented. Maybe I should get a real job.