So I have moved out to Chicago, but I still don't have a place to live. My goal on Friday was to spend the day finding a place to live. Instead I spent the entire day playing GTA IV. I actually started playing at 10:30 and only ended at 5:30, which is when I went across the street to buy a case of Bud Light. At 7:00 I got a call from my buddy Dan, to drive out to South Bend and that one of our friends was out there. Of course I couldn't turn down a novelty trip to a school I hate. I decided to see if I could make it to South Bend on three gallons of gas. I couldn't, but I did get to stop an the Knute Rockne Transportation Center.
When I got to South Bend I was treated to a shot of Makers Mark and Crown Royal. I then went to the bar with my friend and his parents. It was the coolest Irish pub that I have ever been to. They actually had a live band. And each of they members had Irish kilts on. I don't know too many Irish songs but I really want a CD of that shit. One of Dan's neighbors was there and tried to come on to me. Dan if your reading this, your neighbor is married and a slut and instead of coming on to me she should be going to the farmers market.
After we left, we went to a Notre Dame bar and Dan's girlfriends aunt was working the bar. She made what I could only call a badtini. I got really hammered and started hitting on girls. I went 0-2 on account of boyfriends. I mean I really don't know what to do if you start to hit on a girl and her boyfriend comes over and claims his dominance. Do you do this? Luckily the third girl was a charm because I got her number and email. I am such a ladies man. I then passed out and woke up 8 hours later and went to breakfast.
This lead to one of the funnier moment of my life. After breakfast we were driving back with Dan, his girlfriend and his GF's little brother in a conversion van. They type with like the built in TV and shit. As he pulls up to his GF's house, her little brother stands up to get out. The van is still moving a little bit. Right when he stands up Dan slams on the breaks and kid's head hits the overhead console and knocks him back down.
I drove back to Chicago and found a place to live.
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Despite what all of the pro-video game, anti-anti-GTA people say, it's probably dangerous to drive after playing for an entire day. When I did it, I kept wanting to drive my car in that gap between the two lanes of traffic.
Dangerous.
I just wanted to slowly drift away from society until one day all of my pent up aggression towards the status quo forced me to bring a gun to school.
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