Things that have happened in the week since my last post:
*I hi-fived a transvestite
*Went to 4 Michigan Baseball games in 48 hours
*Air Guitared "More Than A Feeling" at Charley's ala Chris Turk and the Cool Cats
*Walk of shamed it back to my house at 7 am on a Sunday, only to pass people going to church.
*Ate a Loaded Steakhouse while on the clock
*Got the stare down from the Ohio State baseball coach
*Scored a point in Poop War '08
*Saw Phucking Phil, only to have him FB message Emily the next morning
*Was on FSN
*While singing Heat of the Moment at the Heidelburg I replaced the lyric "Teenage ambitions you remember well" with "Teenage abortions you remember well"
*I drove the Michigan Baseball team to the airport, and when we got there the assistant coach goes "You were fucking flying down 94, brother"
*Climbed to the peak of Mark's roof
*Watched all three Back to the Future movies
*Got terribly bad every night
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