Best Subs on Campus

I swear I am constantly making top 5 lists. I do it so often that sometimes I feel like Dick and Barry from the book Hi-Fidelity. I drive my bus thinking "Top five Harold Ramis Films"* or "Top five University Presidents"** I should start a separate blog just for top five lists. Well F that, I'll just add them to this blog.

Today: Top 5 Places to get a Sub on Campus.
Based solely on taste. No consideration given to size or price.

5: Jimmy John's. Notebly the State Street and South U locations. The Packard and Ann Street locations are shit.

4: Quiznos Pierpont. Quiznos is delicious, but I may be biased by the fact that I used to work there. Too bad it's all the way on North Campus.

3: Bell's Grinder. Bell might be dirty and the quality of ingredients is questionable but those grinders sure are tasty.

2: Pizza House. The meats on a Pizza House sub can't be beat. It tastes like what I would imagine cocaine would taste like if cocaine was a deli meat.

1: Joe's Sub Shop. Hand's down best subs on campus. Hell of a philly cheese steak. Plus I'm pretty sure that Joe has connections to the underworld. Every time I'm in there Joe is talking to some guys about breaking some wise guys legs and backroom card games.

*
5: Knocked Up
4: Ghostbusters 2
3: Stripes
2: Orange County ("You're my same height, That is neat")
1: Ghostbusters

**
5: Robben Fleming
4: Harry Hutchens
3: Alexander Ruthven
2: Henry Tappan
1: James Angell