After a successful trip to Western last weekend, and now Iowa I must ask where are all the hot girls at Michigan? I mean people always say the girls at Western are half as smart and twice as likely to fellache you, but seriously. I can't walk to class at Michigan without tripping over a stumpy girl in rain boots with the face of a cabbage patch kid. Its cliche I know but its really true. I can't wait to see the girls at University of Florida in Gainesville when I go there next week. I've created a chart of the quality of girls at each of these schools.
Michigan is totally bimodal with max points at like 5 and 9. It's because most of the girls are fat and ugly but then there is the small percentage of girls that are really hot but at the same time very smart. Thats the bump around nine. Another thing I can't stand is being in bars at other colleges and seeing these really hot girls being picked up by complete garbage. At Michigan those guys would have absolutely no shot. Is it just me or do the girls at Michigan have super high standards? These are just general opinions, I'm sure there are hot and easy girls at Michigan but I don't like to pay the cover at Rick's, or wear pants.
Also, whenever I'm at a different school I feel the need to always wear Michigan apparel. For a 3 day trip I brought 4 Michigan Shirts. Some sort of need to constantly let people know that I don't go there and I can read. I think that would work as a pretty good pickup line at some of these bars. "Hey Baby, I can read."
People who don't go to Michigan don't have to study very much. I'm in the main computing room of the main library at a Big Ten school and its sparsely populated. I can guarantee that the fishbowl is packed with panicking kids right now. I know that its still college, but these kids don't spend all day at the library or hours upon hours working on homework assignments like I've seen kids at Michigan do.
Sometimes I wished I had gone to an easy school in a warm climate with loads of hot chicks. Oh yeah, and near a Sonic.
3 comments:
ahhhhhhh!!! whats the y-axis?? I have no scale to base your projection on!
Its a probability density function. The area underneath the curve adds to one. Or ten, or 200. Whatever you want. Labels on the y axis would just be arbitrary numbers. The important thing is the shape and height. So you can tell that seeing an 8 is three times more likely at Western than at Michigan.
The Florida Girls prediction was 100% correct.
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