The Bet

In elementary school there was this terribly funny joke that went like this:

A old lady had a house she called butt, and a cat she called crack. One day she couldn't find her cat so she called the police and they came to look for it. Afterwards they told her, "I've looked all over your butt and I can't find your crack!"

That Joke:Funny::Mark's basketball predictions:Realistic

Mark Assborn honestly believes that within the next two seasons Michigan Basketball will be a top 4 seed in the NCAA tournament. Since this has no chance of happening (1-9 in Big Ten play, 10th in the conference) I am willing to put my name on the line. Yep, you guessed it. If Michigan gets a top 4 seed, I will legally change my name to Dumpster Baby.

So I drafted up an email to myself using the site FutureMe.org which lets you send emails to yourself IN THE FUTURE! So at the end of February 2 years from now I will get an email reminding me of the bet.

I will do all the requisite name change stuff, get business cards printed up that say "Dumpster Baby" and a new drivers license, the whole shebang (whatever the fuck shebang means). I'm not to worried about it though. It's Michigan basketball.