Brian do you have a thing against attached earlobes?
Yes, I have a strong distaste for attached earlobes. They are vile and disgust me. I could never be with someone who had attached earlobes.
But what are attached earlobes?
It's a genetic mutation of you genes, it means your like an X-Men but your superpower is that your earlobes are attached to your head. Like someone is trying to steal them.
Do I have attached earlobes?
Here is a quiz, which type of earlobes do you have:
If your earlobes look like the ones in picture A, you can continue living a normal happy life. If yours look like those in picture B, well good luck buddy.
But now I'm all butthurt that I look like a Muppet, will I ever be happy or find true love?
You can always *unattach* them.
But Brian don't you have attached earlobes?
Yeah, but that doesn't preclude me from disliking them. Just because your fat that doesn't mean you like fat people over non fattys. And plus I don't have to look at them, you do.
Who has the most attached earlobes ever?
Ross.
Why is all of this relevant?
When I was at the Lloyd Carr retirement press conference yesterday (I went for the bagels and stayed for the glazed donuts) I noticed that Lloyd Carr has detached earlobes.
