Post College Plan 1

In about 6 months I will graduate college and supposedly become a productive member of the work force. This scares me. I really don't want to wake up everyday at 7 AM and go to a job for 8 hours. To avoid this I have be thinking of ways that I can still do whatever I want but not be forced to work 48 weeks a year.

My initial idea is to make a fortune on the internet. But how do you make all those internet monies? It's not by selling other peoples shit on eBay. I think I could start a pretty successful website. The trick is catering to your audience. Through my experiences I have found that the most peaceful thing in the world is a fat Asian kid napping. For some reason when an overweight Asian kid is catching some Zzz's it just puts my mind at ease. I bet there are others out there who also find it very peaceful. So I want to start NapTube. It's just like YouTube, but instead of crying teenage girls it's just streaming video of heavyset Asian kids napping. I'll leave it as NapTube just in case I want to expand to skinny albino adults napping in the future. Hey it worked for those people over at CryingWhileEating.com