Speaking of what to wear, which of these should you show up with on your first day of work?
A) Cargo Pants
B) Not tucked in shirt
C) Muttenchops
Believe me I saw them all.
But now I am at least making money. Well most of my income goes to the 600$ rent I am paying in Ann Arbor and the 700$ I am paying in Chicago. But I should have some left over, and because saving money is for chumps I have some stuff I want to buy. In order:
1) Polarized Oakley's Fives 2.0 Crystal Black.
I had a pair and then left them in Naples, FL. They are great sunglasses and I want another pair, but Oakley doesn't make them anymore. I need them now because there are so many hot girls out here in Chicago that I can't help but stare.2) Office chair.
I had a leather executive chair in my room in Benjamin, and for the first half of last year. I had found it by a dumpster behind fletcher hall on a hot day in June of 2006. Unfortunately, I had an accident and it broke, but the chair part is still in our living room. Now at school I sit in a wooden chair, which also breaking. This would be a great thing to buy in Chicago because I don't have a chair, so any time I want to use my computer I have to slide my bed over to the table my computer is on.
3) AR-15 assault rifle.
I bet your wonder about my rationale for wanting to purchase an assault rifle. It's more about the fact that I CAN purchase an assault rifle. So why wouldn't I get one? I don't really need an assault rifle for home protection, or shooting animals. But if your going to protect your home, or shoot anything it might as well be with a semi-automatic, lightweight, 5.56 mm caliber, air-cooled, gas-operated, magazine-fed rifle. But I doubt I would even buy rounds for it. I just want to sit on my porch in a rocking chair with a tall glass of lemonade and clean my assault rifle. Isn't that what every freedom loving American wants? I have another reason, which is one that is easy to object to, because it seems so unlikely. But, I think that it is possible that the USA might fight a war on American soil within my lifetime. In the past 232 years there have been 3 major conflicts on American soil. In that same span Switzerland was occupied and fought upon three times (Second War of Villmergen, Second War of the Coalition, Swiss Rebellion ). Countries like Germany and France have also seen their fair share of occupations. So what I am saying is that most of the 1st world countries still fight wars on their own soil. But it is still very unlikely that any country will attack America while we are the only global super power. That doesn't mean that other countries wouldn't like to. I get the feeling that there are a few countries that don't like us all that much. And one day I'm not sure that we will be the only super power. So I think that while unlikely, it is still possible that within my lifetime our country might be invaded. So why should I purchase an assault rifle? Because if that ever does happen I going to go Swayze in Red Dawn all over everybody's ass. I can't remember the exact quote but a Japanese general made a remark about the possibility of a mainland US invasion that was along the lines of "If we attack, every American will be waiting in the grass with a gun" or something like that. I guess I want an assault rifle because I am a product of the cold war, and to impress chicks.
Plus I think I might have an actual use for an assault rifle that I will explain in a more thought out, less rambling post. That post won't be for a bit thought.
