Phew, I'm glad I can have my life back

Sorry guys, I passed out for a minute. What happened? Has it really been a month since my last post? I wanted to write a post on my position regarding the role of government in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology. But unfortunately I'll write about something much more intriguing. No, not recaps of online risk games, or Age Of Empires III. Tonight's topic regards my outwitting of the law.

It is hard to believe that I am finally reaching the point where I can no longer be charged for any of the petty misdemeanors I committed in high school. Michigan's statue of limitations for non-felonies is only 6 years so whatever misdemeanors and frauds I committed before April 26th 2005 I got away with sans punishment. So that time I parked in the handicap spot on November 3rd, 2004 - unconvictable. That one time I got drunk in a friends basement - off scot free. The other time when I killed that guy in the dead of winter just to see the steam rise up from his wounds - actually, I could still go to prison for that one. Statue of Limitations don't apply to murders.

I think I'll receive the biggest relief when 2015 rolls by and I am free of all my rowdy college tomfoolery.