Ok this is one of my biggest pet peeves. I know this isn't my first post about urinals (there are three), but I think it might be the most frustrating. I work in an office building and there are three urinals in the bathroom on my floor. There are two regular sized urinals and then a short one on the end. This pisses the hell out of me.
The first person who goes to the bathroom naturally takes the regular sized one on the end. I have never seen anyone go for the kiddie or middle urinal when given the option. You can't go next to the first guy when a spacer is available (rule two). So that means when the second person comes in they have to pee in the kiddie urinal (rule six). So why not put the kiddie urinal in the middle? That way the first two get the regular sized urinals with a spacer. It's not like there are ever three people peeing simultaneously. Plus I imagine etiquette would dictate that if you come upon a sole-remaining double flanked kiddie you use a stall.
Also as a side note, why the hell is there a kiddie urinal in an office building? I mean granted there is a midget, but he works on a different floor. Can't the children and little professionals just use the stall, I mean, I doubt I could pee if there was a midget peeing next to me. I would fear getting my backspray on his shirt or something.
5 comments:
don't even act like you didn't look up etiquette
there is something unsettling about a child urinating between two grown men
The first time I tried I spelled it with a "d". But I caught it. Alright Peter, For every spelling error you catch I'll buy you a 40, for every post without one, you buy me a 40.
Blogohole counts as a word.
One day, I had a brilliant idea - I thought they should just make three extra-long toilets to accommodate both short and tall people at once, but then I realized that that would cost more; that now, there isn't any real difference in 'short' and 'regular' urinals other than their placement on the wall.
Deep man, deep.
What about just having a standard trough like at stadiums (goes along with Forests idea of extra-long urinals -- but troughs are extra-wide, too)!
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