So your telling me this is how to get Chicks?

I hear chicks dig guys with huge blogs. Its true, who wouldn't want a guy who immediately goes home a blogs about every event in his life?

The decision to start a blog was not an easy One. In fact I had been grappling with the thought for quite some time. I needed a place to let my friends know about all the stuff that happens in my life that was too juicy for an away message but not juicy enough for a mass email. Unfortunately I decided to start blogging and the most inconvenient of times. It was the same day the motherboard on my HP died. So my initial blog post is being done from the computer at work.

The first problem with starting a blog is naming it. I didn't want to call my blog something lame like "Brian's World" Although that would have been a viable name if my first name were Wayne, but its not. I didn't want to be like the cocktease at Brian Russell who named their blog Russell's Ramblings. I wanted something cool and edgy. I wanted something that will grab your attention and make you say, "That's soooooo Bruss". Dammit, that might have been a better name than muttonchops, but then again muttonchops are hilarious so ill take it. (On a side note, when I first went to publish this post this morning I found out that I didn't know how to spell muttonchops so the address muttenchops.blogspot seemed a bit retarded, so I had to repost it under an address I could spell.)

My goal for this blog is to share some of my life and thoughts with my "friends". So please bear with my lack of spelling and respect for common grammar. Ideas for good posts keep coming and now that I have a blog ill be rocking out posts like its my job, which reminds me I have to go drive a fucking bus.