Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Vegas

I spent Memorial Day weekend down in Vegas, doing Vegas-y things. It was about as much fun as ten 24 year old men can have in Vegas. Most of the trip will stay in Vegas (like how I came back missing a toenail), but I did want to share the events of our first night.

Right after dropping off our bags at the MGM we went right down to the casino floor. As a matter of tradition I put $100 on black to test my luck for the weekend. Sure enough it landed black and so it began. We gambled a little bit and drank at the MGM and then went off to dinner at 9 Fine Irishmen in New York New York. We ate a big meal and had a couple of rounds of Irish Car Bombs and Guinness's. Afterwards I think we went back and drank some more in our rooms before deciding to head out. Our destination was O'sheas, for the midget bar pour. In was the first of a fresh weekend tradition where we had to drink beers every time we walked down the strip.

We drank for a couple hours at O'sheas and before long it was 3AM. Being our first night in Vegas, Dave and I went to go gamble for a bit at The Flamingo before calling it a night. Everything after this point is pretty much a blur. At some point we decided to head across the street to The Mirage, and I remember it was still dark. We found a great dealer, and settled in for the long haul. We drank and gambled for hours and at some point decided it was time to go home. When I cashed out I was up $1200. I was elated as I walked out of the casino. I really didn't have any idea what time it was until I went out side and it was sunny out. We grabbed a cab back to the MGM.

I think at this point it was about 7AM by the time we got back into the MGM. Still feeling the high from the big win I thought it best to let the heater ride. I convinced Dave to join me and we spurned sleep to keep gambling. I can't recall how we decided it was a good idea to keep gambling but I'd like to think that it was because we could keep our 14 hour drinking bender going.

Dave and I spent the next 4 hours having the dealer push money across the table to me. I started switching from Red Bull based drinks to Irish Coffee's, Mimosas and Screwdrivers. I can't really remember many of my bets but Dave said at one point I put $350 up and won. By now I was up another $1600 and Dave was starting to get hungry. I started asking the Pit Boss if I could get some breakfast, and really started hounding him to comp me a Bacon Buffet. It was all I talked about for like half an hour. Eventually the pit boss comped Dave and I a meal at the buffet and suggested that I get some sleep. I couldn't argue with him as I was a hungry/wasted/sleep deprived mess. I finally colored up and the dealer gave me a $1000 chip and a handful of $100 chips as well.

On the way back to the room I had so much cash on me, I kept thinking it would fall out. I burst into our hotel room where everyone was sleeping and made it rain. By the time I collected it and counted it, I had cleared over $2800. I wouldn't eat or sleep for another 3 hours and then only a small nap before starting to drink for the next night.

Needless to say, that night in itself was pretty trip defining. I managed to hold on to what I made and came home with a free trip and a few extra bills in my pocket. And that was just the first night.

Monday, May 23, 2011

The fall of the website

You know what really slams my salami? Every 2-3 years I like to go online and check out my old website I made freshmen year of college. It was pretty simple given that I did all the HTML coding by hand. And I don't know how to code in HTML, so it was just a (2x2) table with 4 links. There was an About me, a Music and a Other. But the only page that really mattered was the one that listed all my old High School Newspaper articles. I had meticulously scanned and uploaded every article I wrote for my High School Newspaper, The Lahser Page.

The quality of the scanned images wasn't great but the articles themselves were downright hilarious. Since the newspaper advisor was usually high during the class, we had pretty much total creative control over the articles that got published. The articles were read by the teachers, students, parents and administration. I included in one article how a member of the marching band touched a stinky poo at band camp thinking it was fake. The best part was that it had nothing to do with the actual article. I wrote some really bad stuff, but in a really good way.

Apparently after you graduate you can keep your @umich.edu email, but they remove all your MFile documents. This effectively wiped out the best archival collection of angst-riddled writing I ever curated. I have no idea how to get it back. Even if I can find the original files somewhere, I will forever lose the pithy one line descriptors of each article. That is unless any of you happen to have taken a screen shot of my webpage and filed it away in case this very scenario unfolded. So I ask of my readership did any of you happen to archive my website for me? No?

I'm very distraught that Michigan decided to delete my entire body of work without consulting me first. They can't bother to keep my tiny website hosted for a few years, but Comcast is still hosting the website I made when I was a 14.


(I will try to find a copy of Cucumber Man and put it on the blog)